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Ever since my dad bitched about not having anyone to take over his store, so he could retire, I started texting him about how I could be 'the perfect son', 'the best son', and so on. And how my two other siblings are just really lame compared to me. And how he should hand all his money over to me in the will. Here are some of the exact messages I texted my dad... for like, clarity and stuff.

daaaaad
how come you always tell me im not acting ladylike
like thats the whole point
im the perfect son afterall
i cant be ladylike
i gotta be manly
like no duh -End quote.
And then he said...

'Zainah stop that and go to bed' (it's 9:52 p.m.)
and I said,

'wdym - im the perfect son...'
And then he has the nerve to reply with

'Good night'
I reply with,

'why would you deny that????'
'good morning'
'wake up'
And then he says... he says...

'If I make a home and you're still up, you're getting a whooping'
'you cant whoop the perfect son'
'...that'd hurt my feelings'


I wanted to put the texts here because I found them really funny, and when my dad did come home, he just shined his phone's flashlight in my face and told me to go to sleep. He also didn't get onto me about cussing yesterday because my little brother didn't snitch on me, which I know because after my dad left, he came into my room and told me ''Aren't you grateful that I didn't tell on you?' Thank you so much!!!! mwaaaa


I had dream where this person was planning to kill my family, but none of us knew how it'd even get in our house, let alone who it was, and the only way to stop him was to solve his puzzles that it put on these lottery- ticket-looking things. I snapped out of the dream once dream me opened the closet and saw that the vent had been opened (I don't wanna dream about a soon-to-be murderer being in my vents.) It was around 4:40 a.m., so I just waited until 5 for my alarm to go off and spent my time reading the My Chem Fast and Furious fanfic.
I usually have to do guided readings on Fridays, but I used an exemption pass I got from scoring a 27/30 on my math unit test (you needed a 21 or higher), so I basically had nothing to really do today.


I also wanted to note in this entry that my sister wants to get into Queen because Freddie Mercury's hot (also because they're a great band, but that isn't as funny), which is amazing because she's never really gotten into any band before. Even though she likes bands like Fall Out Boy and Get Scared, she's never gotten into them like I do with bands, and I'm proud of her. I just wish she'd stop talking about how she wants Patrick to raise their four kids with him, with him being the one getting preg: it's getting to a very scary point. I also keep getting these edits of two rivals using that one Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov audio on TikTok- and it's beautiful. Every single second of each video is so, so beautiful. I actually watched this girl and guy read Heated Rivalry, and that was the same day I realized that Chronic Future had a website.
The My Chem Fast and Furious fic mentioned The Rocky Horror Picture Show, and I got so excited that I decided to go do the dishes. I did something similar a month ago, when I cleaned the living room because I saw the guy who plays Ilya Rozanov at some Awards show on YouTube.


I watched Bottoms (2023) with my sister today, and it was nice :-]
Also, the snow's almost all gone in my neighborhood.
Also, my dad has like two other sons, both from two different women. Just thought that I should include that, too.
Byeee

-Zainah

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